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Timestamps:

(00:00:00 ) - Story Lineup

(00:02:10 ) - Pat still hasn’t received his erection tracker, ordered 6 months ago

(00:05:30 ) - Car thief in Seattle jumps drawbridge and gets away

(00:11:40 ) - 32 Florida students go to the hospital after being pepper-sprayed during a school fight 

(00:22:50 ) - Willem Dafoe is packing

(00:27:45 ) - Extremely rare virgin iguana birth at UK zoo

(00:30:30 ) - The Macrons are headed to a US court to prove Brigitte doesn’t have a penis

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